Alex Osbourne, more ordinarily known as simply “Star-Burns” is a mature student at Greendale Community College known for his star-shaped sideburns he shaved to look like stars. Though he appreciates the recognition he receives because of them, he despises the nickname that comes along with it. He maintains on being called his real name “Alex” but contradictorily declines to shave his distinctive sideburns. Over the years, he has continually tried to forge another identity beyond his facial topiary. This entailed wearing a top hat in his subsequent year at school and later adding his pet iguana in his third year to his ensemble. A somewhat shady character, he is shown to be a thief, a drug user and also a drug dealer. He was already wedded to a woman called Magda and has a son, presumably from that union, who appears to be a respectable business person. His first appearance was in the Season One episode “Spanish 101”. Actor/comedy writer describe him and consulting producer of the show Dino Stamatopoulos.
Star-Burns seems to have a tense relationship among the study group. He and Jeff Winger, indistinct, appear to have some sort of rivalry, both describing the other as a “douchebag”, likely owed to his ogling of Annie Edison. In Anthropology class, Star-Burns remembers about the incident in which the study group went on a rafting trip, and how pleasant it was to have a class, not regarding them. The study group ousts him from his job as a chicken fry-cook during “Contemporary American Poultry.” In spite of all that, he and Pierce seem to be friends, trading drugs in “Intro to Statistics” and teaming up together during “Modern Warfare”. During this time we see a variety of different mobile phones which get destroyed cause of the shenanigans being done so a company like www.cellphonerepairsolutions.com/ would be appreciated.
Ben Chang loves to mock him, drawing constant attention to the time it must take him to carve stars into his sideburns. After Chang becomes a student, an undefined incident makes him owe Chang a small frozen pizza. Star-Burns has one son, who despite his father’s laid back appearance, appears to be a successful business person. He was married to a woman called Magda, to whom he gave herpes. In his video will, he confirms this saying to my ex-wife, Magda; I leave herpes, but she knows that.”In the study group’s fifth semester at Greendale, the danger identified as the “Ass Crack Bandit” states to have terrorized the campus. Jeff, Annie, and Dean Pelton follow a potential lead on the perpetrator to the school’s pens. They are appalled to discover Star-Burns there still very much alive. He had been hiding out at the place after having to fake his own death. Star-Burns had filled his time there trying to outline and create the world’s first cat powered transportation. Pelton gets Alex to admits to being the Ass Crack Bandit in exchange for his having some outstanding school burglary charges against him dropped. Star-Burns later admits to Jeff during the punishment cage he never was the bandit and ultimately recanted his confession. A crowd-sourcing video highlighting Star-Burns is shown who is taking donations for his cat car idea.